Best. Euphemism. Ever.

So I was in the toilet (restroom if you're a septic) at work the other day, and there was a guy standing at the urinals.

His phone rang, and to my amazement (given his current activity) he answered it.

His side of the conversation went something like this:

"Yeah? Alright? Yeah, er, sorry mate it's not a good time right now - I'm in a meeting with my manager."

In a meeting with my manager. I must remember that one.

Although the contingency is a remote one, I have to say.