Best. Euphemism. Ever.
So I was in the toilet (restroom if you're a septic) at work the other day, and there was a guy standing at the urinals.
His phone rang, and to my amazement (given his current activity) he answered it.
His side of the conversation went something like this:
"Yeah? Alright? Yeah, er, sorry mate it's not a good time right now - I'm in a meeting with my manager."
In a meeting with my manager. I must remember that one.
Although the contingency is a remote one, I have to say.